tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61538749674339202882024-02-08T05:51:31.600-08:00CLUBUL PROŞTILOR Jos deștepții!Micleusanu M.http://www.blogger.com/profile/03765309535513888951noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6153874967433920288.post-13627330624380634112014-01-09T11:22:00.004-08:002022-09-16T06:43:00.941-07:00 <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" style="font-size: large;">Faptul că aţi accesat pagina noastră încă nu garantează că
sunteţi prost, prin urmare, dacă vă consideraţi o persoană deşteaptă vă rugăm să părăsiţi pagina şi să reveniţi atunci când o voce interioară vă va
şopti: </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #741b47;"><span face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" style="font-size: large;">"Da, acum chiar îs prost / proastă </span></span><br /> <span style="color: #741b47;"><span face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" style="font-size: large;">şi merit să intru în Clubul
Proştilor!"</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">
</span><span style="color: #444444;"></span><span style="color: #444444;"><span face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" style="font-size: large;">Dacă citiţi această întâmpinare numai din curiozitate, fără
să acceptaţi că sunteţi prost (proastă), vă rugăm insistent să părăsiţi pagina
chiar acum. Acum!</span></span></div>
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<span face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #444444;">Hmm... dacă nu aţi părăsit-o, vom considera că aţi lăsat mândria la o parte şi aţi </span><span style="color: #444444;"><span style="color: #444444;">recunoscut (undeva în adâncul dvs.) că </span>sunteţi suficient de prost pentru a face următorul pas. În acest caz: </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #741b47;"><b> <span style="font-size: x-large;">BUN VENIT, PROSTULE! </span></b></span> </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"> <span style="color: #741b47;"> (proasto) </span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="font-size: large;"> </span><span face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" style="font-size: large;">Dacă mai sesizaţi o urmă de disconfort sau vă simţiţi jignit (jignită), lezat (lezată) puteţi renunţa chiar acum! Dacă nu, felicitări şi distracţie plăcută!</span></span><br />
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<span face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #444444;"></span><br /></span>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" style="font-size: large;"><b> <span style="color: #741b47;">Regulamentul clubului:</span> </b></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" style="font-size: large;">Regulamentul poate fi încălcat doar de proştii avansaţi din cadrul clubului
şi doar cu aprobare de la Prostul Proştilor (patronul clubului) care permite încălcările numai cu acordul CEP
(COMISIA DE EVALUARE A PROSTIEI) care va stabili dacă sunteţi prost cu adevărat sau vă prefaceţi. </span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"">01.</span></b><span face=""Arial","sans-serif""> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Se interzice intrarea în club cu o expresie îngândurată pe faţă
sau cu o privire care ar sugera că aveţi ceva de spus.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"">02.</span></b><span face=""Arial","sans-serif""> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Dacă totuşi, nu vă puteţi abţine, sunteţi emoţionat (emoţionată)
şi doriţi să-i comunicaţi ceva Prostului Proştilor, apelaţi la glumele proaste
din broşura ajutătoare. (Broşura este prezentată mai jos.) Nu încercaţi să-l
impresionaţi pe Prostul Proştilor cu reacţii penibile structurate intenţionat
sau cu vorbe stupide pregătite din timp. </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"">03.</span></b><span face=""Arial","sans-serif""> </span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Nu mimaţi prostia! Mentalistul de gardă vă va exclude din club
imediat!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"">04.</span></b><span face=""Arial","sans-serif""> </span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Înainte de începerea programului se va face o strigare de
rutină. Proştii vor fi rugaţi să ridice mâinile. Cei care vor ezita vor fi
excluşi imediat. Cei care vor ridica mâna prea repede vor fi excluşi şi ei
pentru RNPP (reacţie nefirească din partea unui prost).</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"">05.</span></b><span face=""Arial","sans-serif""> </span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Sunt interzise următoarele gesturi sau grimase care ar sugera că
aţi căzut pe gânduri sau că vă preocupă ceva: </span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Mângâierea bărbiei. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Masarea frunţii. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Ridicarea unei sprâncene. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Ridicarea ambelor sprâncene. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Orice tentativă de surâs ironic. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Înclinarea capului într-o parte. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Datul ochilor peste cap.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Muşcarea buzei de jos.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Muşcarea buzei de sus. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Atingerea tâmplelor cu degetul arătător.</span></span> </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Poziţia gânditorului de la Hamangia. </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"">06.</span></b><span face=""Arial","sans-serif""> </span></span></span></div>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><br />
Dacă (după intrarea în club) mai aveţi anumite îndoieli cum că aţi fi prost
(proastă) cu adevărat sau dacă vocea dvs. interioară se opune şi vă şopteşte:
"Hai, măi, ce dracu, totul e o glumă proastă, un joc stupid, cum să existe
un club al proştilor?", va trebui să mergeţi urgent la toaleta clubului şi
să faceţi următoarele exerciţii în faţa oglinzii. Vă priviţi îndelung chipul şi repetaţi de zece ori: </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #741b47;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">"SUNT ATÂT DE PROST (PROASTĂ) </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #741b47;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">ÎNCÂT NU MAI AM NICIUN DIALOG
INTERIOR </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #a64d79;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #741b47;">CARE SĂ PUNĂ ASTA LA ÎNDOIALĂ!"</span> </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Este posibil să-i surprindeţi şi pe alţi membri ai clubului
făcând acelaşi lucru. În acest caz sunt interzise gesturile ironice, grimasele cu substrat, zâmbetele
sau comentariile. După finalizarea exerciţiului reveniţi în club şi nu mai
lăsaţi vocea interioară să vă perturbeze prostia. </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><br />
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"">07.</span></b></span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span face=""Arial","sans-serif""> </span></b><span face=""Arial","sans-serif""> </span></span></span></div>
</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Nu încercaţi să intraţi în vorbă cu Prostul Proştilor. Când veţi
căpăta o expresie adecvată, Prostul Proştilor vă va invita singur la dialog! Consultaţi cele două dialoguri
înregistrate cu Prostul Proştilor ca să nu o daţi în bară.</span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #741b47;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Primul dialog (incorect)</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><br />
- Bună ziua şi bine aţi venit la noi în club!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Bună ziua!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Sunteţi prost?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Sunt prost!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- De unde ştiţi asta?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Nu ştiu!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Ce nu ştiţi?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Nu ştiu nimic!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Aha, deci nu sunteţi chiar aşa de prost!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Ba, sunt prost!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Mai prost ca mine?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Nimeni nu e mai prost ca dvs.!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Aha, deci nu sunteţi deloc prost!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Ba da, dar nu sunt chiar atât de prost încât să pretind că
sunt cel mai prost! Şi la urma urmei, dacă dvs. vă puteţi da seama cine e prost sau nu, cum de sunteţi Prostul Proştilor?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Eu îmi permit fiindcă sunt proprietarul
clubului. </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Şi eu de ce nu mi-aş permite?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Gata ajunge, sunteţi exclus din club!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #741b47;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Al doilea dialog (corect)</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Bună ziua şi bine aţi venit la noi în club!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Bună ziua!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Sunteţi prost?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Da!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- De unde ştiţi asta?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Nu ştiu!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Ce nu ştiţi?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Ce nu ştiu?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Aţi fost dintotdeauna prost?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Da.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Sunteţi prost prost?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Prost prost!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Prost grămadă?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Prost grămadă!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Mai prost ca mine?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Mai prost ca mine!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Aha, faceţi pe prostul!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Prost!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Nu ştiu, nu ştiu! </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Prost!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Credeţi că mă puteţi păcăli?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Prost!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Sunteţi sigur?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Proooooooost! </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">- Gata, ajunge, vă cred! Distracţie plăcută în continuare!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;">+++</span></span></b></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Vă oferim lista cu replici la orice
întrebare sau provocare care poate să vină de la Prostul Proştilor sau de la un
membru al clubului cu vechime. Puteţi folosi replicile aleatoriu, în orice situaţie, fără să vă faceţi probleme dacă se leagă sau nu se leagă! Pentru siguranţă, scoateţi lista la imprimanta clubului şi consultaţi-o de fiecare dată când sunteţi în dificultate.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">1. Ai mâncat usturoi, marş la Mamaia!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">2. Căcăţei vişinii, mă frige tulburache!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">3. Băbărilă rilă, trage păturilă!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">4. N-am!</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"></span>
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">5. Ham, ham!</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">6. Burta mi se sparge de la trei catarge, </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"> catarge micuţe, să ne tragem de puţe!</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"></span>
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">7. Buei, tu eşti dăştept?</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">8. Taci că tac io!</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">9. Bum, bum, bum, bum! (cu buzele ţuguiate şi ochii închişi)</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">10. Arde! Ardeeeeee! </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">11. Aoleu! Mi s-au buşit aeroplanele!</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">12. Să te iert!</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">13. Mistreţul e la curbă! </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">14. Vâltoare, vâltoare, nimic nu mă doare!</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">15. Curvele! Curvele! Dă-te că nu eşti interesant!</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">16. Era odată ca deocamdată!</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Folosiţi-le doar pe acestea, repetitiv. Prea multă diversitate sau ingeniozitate pot stârni suspiciunea patronului. Dacă sunteţi întrebat de unde aveţi replicile, recurgeţi din nou la ele. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><b><span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: large;">+++</span></span></b></div>
<span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Dacă aţi rezistat mai mult de o lună în club şi nu mai aveţi niciun dubiu că sunteţi prost (proastă) e timpul să vă apucaţi de prostii. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"> <span style="color: #741b47;">LISTA PROSTIILOR CARE GARANTEAZĂ </span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #741b47;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">CIMENTAREA STATUTULUI DE PROST (PROASTĂ)</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #741b47;">01. Scuipătura nemotivată:</span> </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Scupaţi-i pe membrii clubului, la întâmplare, cel mai bine cu ochii închişi. </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #741b47;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">02. Pipăirea jucăuşă:</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Pipăiţi-i fără jenă pe membrii clubului, ei (ele) nu vor riposta, ca să nu-şi compromită statutul de proşti (proaste). Dacă veţi întâmpina rezistenţă, adresaţi-vă patronului folosind replica: "Bobocii nu se lasă număraţi!". Patronul va lua măsuri!</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #741b47;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">05<span style="color: #444444;"></span>. Împroşcatul vesel:</span></span> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">După dezbrăcarea generală, </span></span><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">chiar dacă o parte dintre membri vor părăsi clubul, cei rămaşi vor forţa nota ca să nu rămână în urmă şi să nu trezească suspiciunea patronului. În acest caz, nu permiteţi nimănui să recurgă la împroşcatul cu excremente înaintea dvs. </span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #741b47;">06. Crimă şi iertare:</span> </span></span> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Dacă cineva mai prost ca dvs. va recurge la împroşcat cu excremente înaintea dvs. trebuie să-l strangulaţi! Altfel veţi pierde posibilitatea de a urca în ierarhie. </span></span><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Regulamentul nu prevede alte opţiuni, deocamdată. </span></span>Să nu vă fie frică, toate crimele din clubul nostru sunt aprobate de instanţe. Indiferent cine pe cine va reuşi să stranguleze primul, va fi iertat şi va avea posibilitatea să ajungă Prostul Proştilor, adică să devină proprietarul clubului. Bineînţeles, cu condiţia să treacă de următoarea etapă.</span></span></span></div>
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<span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Dacă aţi ajuns în această etapă, felicitări! Sunteţi prost pe bune! Acum, dacă aţi reuşit strangularea de protocol, în pielea goală, în clubul nostru mânjit cu excremente, vă veţi confrunta cu Prostul Proştilor. În general, Prostul Proştilor atacă pe la spate. Cel mai bine este să nici nu vă ridicaţi în picioare, ca să nu alunecaţi. Rotindu-vă ca o morişcă în balta de excremente, veţi reuşi o secerare şi cu puţin noroc Prostul Proştilor va cădea şi se va lovi la cap. Nu ezitaţi, săriţi cu dinţii la jugulara lui şi doar apoi recurgeţi la sugrumare. Dacă veţi reuşi să-l detronaţi pe Prostul Proştilor, aveţi mare grijă să nu fiţi atacat de alt prost care s-ar folosi de epuizarea dvs. Pentru a speria potenţialii duşmani, postaţi-vă în patru labe şi mârâiţi la proştii rămaşi. Dacă nu funcţionează, lătraţi şi săriţi la gleznele lor! În general funcţionează. </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #741b47;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">08. Încoronarea:</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #741b47;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">09. Perspective:</span></span></span><br />
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<span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Acum, dacă vă simţiţi neîmplinit ca Prost al Proştilor, puteţi încerca să intraţi în Clubul Nebunilor care este peste drum, dar vă prevenim, acolo nu se glumeşte ca la noi, cu strangulări şi rahat pe pereţi. Acolo totul e pe bune! Succes! </span></span> </span></div>
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<span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #741b47;">PREMII ŞI CONCURSURI: </span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Vă amintim că proştii care vor da dovadă de prostie nemărginită vor participa (cu sau fără voia lor) la următoarele concursuri organizate de clubul nostru şi sponsorizate de APP (ASOCIAŢIA PROŞTILOR DE PRETUTINDENI)</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">Concursuri: </span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">"Prostul zilei" </span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">"Prostul mileniului"</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">"Prostul eternităţii"</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">"Prostul neantului"</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;">"Prostul dracului" </span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"> Festivalul "Prost ca noaptea" se desfăşoară exclusiv după miezul nopţii si prevede premii doar pentru prostie pe timp de noapte!</span></span><br />
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<span face=""Arial","sans-serif"" style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #444444;">Pe lânga concursuri, proştii doritori pot participa la cursurile de prostie avansată care se desfăşoară în weekend la subsol, în spatele uşii de stejar pe care scrie:</span> </span></div>
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